On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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