...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
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If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
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For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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