He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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