I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
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i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
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Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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