he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
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Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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