Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me