Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
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I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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