just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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