he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
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