LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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