in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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