rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
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I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
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sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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