Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Come share oat with me in your robe
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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