And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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