i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
