no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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