covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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