nut hugger
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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