First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
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So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
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it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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