cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
