Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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