I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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