no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
If I die, sorry about rent.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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