even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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