Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
