I'm jealous of your bromance
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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