Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
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The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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