But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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