I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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