some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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