South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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