The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Randomize