It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
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I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
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Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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