in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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