thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
barbara walters just said penis...
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
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The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
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Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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