I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
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I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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