adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
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His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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