Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
