Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
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Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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