I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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