i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
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My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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