We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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