mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
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