Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
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I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
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In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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