He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
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I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
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yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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