Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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