im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
