dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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