idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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