Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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