The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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