do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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