fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
