Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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