Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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