Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
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That's how twitter works, right?
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
...
Exactly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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